Top 10 Reasons Why My Bike is Better Than My Girl
10- My Bike is an italian beauty, My Girl is from Cleveland
9- I can lube my best friend’s bike, and he’ll thank me
8- My bike’s rack won’t sag over time
7- My bike won’t get jealous if I ride another bike, or two
6- My bike likes it when I ride it dirty
5- I can have more than one bike at the same time
4- When I wear out a part on my bike, I can buy a new one
3- I can abuse my bike and it won’t cost me my house
2- No cuddling required (but I still do)
…and the #1 reason my bike is better than my girl
1- I CAN RIDE MY BIKE ANY TIME I WANT!!
